With that being said, I thought I should show you all what happens to a "precious baby" when they become "Bette Davis" in a horror flick! Or as daddy calls her, "baby
WHERE'S THE CHARMIN?
I JUST HAD TO GET THAT ONE LAST TOY AT THE BOTTOM....GOT IT! NOW I'M SCREAMING BECAUSE I BUMPED MY HEAD! OH WELL, MOM IS ONLY WORKING SHE HAS NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN TO HOLD ME ALL DAY WHILE I SCREAM!
WHEN I GET THESE CAR KEYS MOM LEFT UP HERE,
I AM OUTTIE G!!
BUSTED! HEY, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT 911 MEANT! I JUST WANTED TO PLAY WITH THE HOME PHONE THAT I STOLE OUT OF MOM AND DAD'S BEDROOM. WHEW, MOM GOT ME OUT OF TROUBLE! GLAD I DIDN'T END UP IN THE POKIE!
UHHHHH, NOOOOOO, THAT'S NOT CHOCOLATE!
I TOOK OFF MY DIAPER AND FOUND THIS BROWN STUFF?!
IT'S BEEN A LONG, LONG, LONG, LONG WEEK;
I THINK MOM IS SERIOUS NOW!